Friday, May 23, 2014

4 ad-free hours of music

Pandora: Do a quick activity from our sponsor and we won't ask you if you're listening for the next 4 hours.

Me: OK

Pandora: Do you have children?

Me: No.

Pandora: Do you like to drink wine?

Me: No.

Pandora: Do you shop at Macy's?

Me: No.

Pandora: *sigh* Here, listen to your music and we'll try this again in an hour.

:::an hour later:::

Pandora: Do a quick activity from our sponsor and we won't ask you if you're listening for the next 4 hours.

Me: OK

Pandora: Please interact with this ad.

Me: *click*

Ad: *is broken*

Me: *refresh page to restart Pandora*

:::an hour later:::

Pandora: Do a quick activity from our sponsor and we won't ask you if you're listening for the next 4 hours.

Me: I only have an hour of work left.

Pandora: So. Do the activity.

Me: Fine, I'll try it again.

Ad: *something boring about sports*

Pandora: Oh look, it worked this time!

Me: You're a jerk.

Pandora: *hums along to The Beach Boys*

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